We are soft squishy meat palaces living in a universe filled with fire and sharp pointy things.
If that were not enough, we also find ourselves facing killer asteroids, gamma ray bursts, crazed gunmen, disease carrying insects, psychopathic neighbors, avian flu, poison food and water, stockholders, hormone enhanced contaminated meat, e. coli, tsunamis, volcanic fumes, tremors, reality tv, republicans, fascism, nano-goo, chemtrails, tofu, boom-box cars, speeding trains, nuclear weapons, radon, the AMA, lead paint, Morgellans disease, mad cow, mad elk, aliens, instant coffee, aids, toxic vaccines, hurricanes, rock-snot, infomercials, razor blades, vampires, religion, sleeper agents, typhoons, black holes, sinkholes, a-holes, slippery floors, muggers, buggers, pressurized cheese, olestra, cancer, aspartame, trans-fats, bald tires, EMF, cell phone towers, oil cartels, wars, leprosy, STD's, FDA, CIA, JDL, LSMFT, FDS, TGIF, overpopulation, deforestation, erosion, rectal fissures, free radicals, Rush Limbaugh, low self esteem, turncoats, traitors, tarantulas, zombies, salmonella, bio-weapons, intestinal gas, hospitals, waterboards, gout, the vatican, McDonalds, immigrants, mental illness, xenophobes, red tide, oil spills, tumors, electrocution, clogged arteries, stubbed toes, hair loss, PCB's, leg cramps, hypothermia, dandruff, wrathful godz, acid reflux, road rage, .... I could go on, yet, perhaps it would be best to pick a single item and expound upon its doom-filled ramifications. I will do just that, if the grim reaper will allow me just one more last gasp...
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