The end of the world crept just a bit closer today when it was announced that Kim Il Jong's Daffy Duck collection was missing a vital and unaired epsiode that was shelved in the Warner Brothers archives in Los Angeles.
"I must have it!" Jong complained bitterly... "My life is worthless without it!"
Insiders confirm that the entire North Korea arsenal is now on a fast track to ensure the deranged leader either aquires the long lost episode 'or else'. Jong was overheard to say "If I can't have it, no one will!" The North Korean leader owns the worlds largest and most complete collection of Daffy Duck cartoons.
North Korea, branded as one of the countries on the axis of evil list by fellow cartoon G. W. Bush has a long standing tradition of defiance and name calling towards the United Snakes. When asked if the Daffy Duck episode would be delivered to the North Korean leader, Bush shook his fists and exclaimed, "Over your dead bodies!" to the group of reporters and media gathered in the White House briefing room.
It is not known to what extent a nuclear confrontation would affect the North American continent, but experts estimate the entire west coast could well be toast if the worst comes to pass. Warner Brothers animators were hard at work at producing a facsimilie of the lost episode but their plans were cut short when Jong discovered their plot. "There can be no substitute" Jong whined. "No forgery will suffice for great dishonor will befall the owner of the counterfeit cartoon."
"To see Mr. Daffy blown up again and again yet still live gives me great hope and laughter."
American citizens were a bit less humored, especially since it was announced that the North Korean leader couldn't wait to see "Just how big a boom" his weapons could make.
It has been rumored that the prized episode will soon be moved to a secured location in an underground bunker so that Dick Cheney could enjoy watching it if the worst came to worse..
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